Asian farmers will soon be forced into accepting a genetically modified crop of rice (FR13A rice) which is said to be disaster proof, and resistant to flooding. As usual it is being hailed as necessary in order to preserve the worlds food supply. Rice provides 70 % of the nutrients for people living in Asian countries.  Climate resistant crops are expected to spread throughout the world provoked by ecological imbalances created in conjunction with senseless mismanagement of the environment mostly owed to our desire to constantly outdo and kill one another! Yippie!

GMO’s are being grown by “the British government” in secret locations so to keep them safe from right minded people who may desire food that has evolved on its own, and that dont want copyrighted food forced down their necks and into their fields. Ministers are planning on scraping the disclosure rule which mandates that Britain reveals the types of testing that it is conducting. Governments cling to the notion that in order for the world to eat in the next 20 years, that GMO’s must be introduced into the food supply in order to completley imbalance the ecosystem which will warrant (you guessed it) MORE GMO's to fix the problem! Our food security depends on it! Biofuels! Clean Coal! Shopping green! YIPPIE!

Fox news promotes genetically modified cotton which is engineered to produce its own insecticide and reduce ‘pest’ populations significantly and the natural strain of cotton in neighboring fields! Monsanto has dealt with the latter issue by making asexual, non reproducing seeds so it can eventually thin out all natural crops and monopolize agriculture so farmers must buy their seeds, as Hindu vegans continue to kill themselves in protest. The cotton produces an insecticide called Bacillus thuringiensis and is highly toxic to the larvae of moths and butterflies while leaving other insects unharmed creating a much unanticipated imbalance in the ecosystem which will lead to its demise. This GMO is said to be greener as it means farmers don’t have to use pesticides, to make mass produced food to be shipped overseas by high octane transport mechanisms that add to the natural warming of the planet.