Canada’s dirty oil refuges are literally targets for sitting ducks! As the birds typically go plunge into the intoxicated waters to get a drink, only to get an intoxicating fix of pollutants instead!

The Alberta/ Saskatchewan method of tar sand oil extraction produces three times the greenhouse gas emissions (I.e. pollution) as conventional oil extraction. Output is expected to triple by 2020, as Canada begins to capitalize as the second largest oil surplus on the planet sandwiched between Saudi Arabia and Iran.

The American owned Canadian industry uses 1-8 million liters of water a day. The conservative government in Canada doesn’t plan on meeting a UN climate agreement of a reduction by 20% by 2020, but is hoping that developing countries who consume 1/10th the amount should begin looking into cleaning up their act.

Meanwhile the ‘developing’ country of China is already making electric vehicles, as India makes ones that run on air… Yet we are told that the technology is not feasible! And don’t challenge the notion at all, because we prefer to have to keep working to buy more gas! Yippie! Just keep shaking fist at gas pump when the price creeps up again like raging caveman, between talking about the fkn weather!

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16 wild elephants rampaged through a village in Indonesia killing one person. The Animals destroyed a house and tore up several acres of farmland. Environmentalists claim that the highly intelligent animal retaliated for the illegal logging and farming which lead to the destruction of their natural habitats, forcing them to roam elsewhere for food. Villagers say it’s a recurrent problem as food is becoming scarcer in the region. While the animals take action, the primates who aspire to ‘dance with the stars’ sit on their ass like the frightened sex crazed conformists they have been trained to be.

Waikiki life guards close a beach due to dangerous jellyfish infestation which have stung many members of the human infestation.

In a related story the pine beetle has nearly rivaled that of the pine human in its destruction of the BC interior forests.

The above is a picture of a pine human.

Above is a picture of the pine beetle.

here is the consequence... mostly due to the pine human.

The bush administration decides to go out with a bang in the minds of decadent assholes, in creating a bill that will lower rules for environmental building standards. The rules will eliminate the input of wildlife scientists in the building, authorizing and funding of new construction projects, in addition to allowing for the easy construction of the NAFTA superhighway, a 12 lane, 2 train highway system from Winnipeg to Mexico, once the SPP initiative has finally morphed the continent into a North American Union.

These lax protection laws will surely be to the detriment of endangered species, which is quite alright as scientists are preparing to resurrect woolly mammoths… alrighty then!!! The new regulations would abolish a longstanding provision of the Endangered Species Act that requires an independent scientific review of any federal project that could affect a protected species… Lindsay Lohan said to be shocked that animals actually live in habitats, still trying to figure out where her shit goes when she flushes the toilet.