North American education in continuous decline relying on corporate supplements to remain on the technological cutting edge. Students of all educational backgrounds have at their disposal, McDonalds fitness programs, Home depot playgrounds, M&M math textbooks, School bus brainwash radio, in your face urinal advertising, and big screen TV’s broadcasting 10 minutes of channel one indoctrinating media everyday (US only), to up and coming schools of brain-dead consumers in training. The commercialization of education is alive and well thanks to intentional government neglect.

Queens university now forced to consider how alcohol may be detrimental towards getting an education, in light of numerous violent incidents and injuries which have been tied to usage of the drug since the beginning of the semester. While encouraging students to remain artificial and narrow minded in their social engagements, alcohol is a substance which is needed to kill the curiosity which may still remain that may cause them to rethink the education they believe is a valid window into truth and are encouraged to circumvent as such. The school is working on adding more fluoride to water to combat the aggressive side effects of alcohol.