THE PIRATE EXCUSE

We are drilled constantly on the threat of piracy, with nearly every incident in the past year making mainstream news headlies. One would be hard pressed to find any media attention given to these issues years prior, when the same events were occuring, and the year before that and before that etc. So why now is it prime time news? Why is it now considered the number 1 threat, and how timely has this "threat to all humanity" (as Fox news refers to it) manifested?

...How timely is it that during the 'economic crisis' the G20 member states (who have united to bank the rest of the world into submission) have united to fight the pirate threat... And now the Al CIAda association... and we all know what comes after that...

At this years G20 conference new headway was made in the devision of a global system of monetary control.  A pool of FIAT currencies from g20 members  intended to be lent to 'developing' (LOL) countries at interest. Multi-lateral agreements between the top 20 producing (consuming) countries will ensure the preservation of the global status quo for years to come, and keep the 170 other countries in line. What was needed was an event that would galvanize these military powers towards a common end, some insignificant enemy they could all rally around destroying to display the solidarity of the worlds super powers. The global economic crisis was but one of the many new 'global' crises, be it pandemic, internet viruses or economic collapses, all part of the conditioning towards an oppressive global regime. And no... not a communist one, you indoctrinated fucks.

At the time AL Qaeda was in short supply, so pirates had to suffice, now the two "enemies of freedom" are being associated will one another, to a point of publicizing stories for pirates to hear, i.e. that Osama and his brethren are impressed with their 'terrorist' efforts and thus condoning the high-sea misdeeds... Thankfully the AL CIAda spokesman referred to the pirates as his brethren, because thats clearly the best thing any pirate could ask for is to be associated with the number 1 western scapegoat of all time!!! Ahhh I can see the aid flowing into Africa now! Oh wait! Thats arms shipments, and overpriced pharmaceuticals, and... AIDS!

As sub-saharan Africa prepares to endure one of the worst droughts in the history of the continent.
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China, Britain, India, Iran, the United States, France and Germany are set to spend millions in a campaign off Somalia waters hunting Somali pirates who have made less then $30 million this year! Thankfully 80 million dollars given to Somalia to allow European countries to dump their waste has all but long since given back to the IMF! Instead of gearing up for a mass collective effort to whisk Somalia out of poverty, millions will be wasted dealing with its after effects!

In spite of the risks of attacking civilians, raids into Somalia are expected to create more profit for slumping arms industries.

The risk of collateral damage (like any war into a country in which your enemy isn’t wearing uniforms, is expected to be played down in the media like it aint no thang! Like clockwork, a poor country will now bear the indiscriminate bombing thanks to the acts of a handful of its members who were trying to avenge their economic slavery and stay afloat…

100,000+ suffer excruciatingly painful drawn out deaths, in the self-fulfilling prophecy of the third world as aid(s) shipments are cut back in light of contrived fake economic recession. The US plans to intervene with patriot missiles to stomp out the Somalian faction of Al CIAda. Somalia officially becomes a new AL CIAda safe haven, and is set to be a target to countless attacks which will never be reported in American news!

Pirates were commissioned by the CIA to fire on a cruise ship which is likely to permit the war on terror well into the Somalian region, and provide job security to privatized armies like the Blackslaughter Corporation. The cruise ship was said to use a Long Range acoustic device which blasts a painful wave of sound to “distract the Pirates” meaning shatter their eardrums; coming to a protest near you! NATO and Blackwater are expected to take over in combating Al CIAdas pirates, as the US military is currently spread thin across the empire.

Pirates who seek money are morphed into islamo-fascist terrorists by American Zio-vision… As the group called Shabaab al Mujahideen which is said to espouse radical Islamic doctrines is also claimed to have close ties with Al CIAda. In a twist of events, another group of Somali Muslim militants vowed to rescue the super tanker (which is full of oil) with missile launchers and other anti-tank weaponry hoping to cause more contamination of their waterways once they puncture a hole in the colossal ship. Five Armored vehicles loaded with fighters have arrived near an area in which the pirates are holding the tanker hostage.