Pirates were commissioned by the CIA to fire on a cruise ship which is likely to permit the war on terror well into the Somalian region, and provide job security to privatized armies like the Blackslaughter Corporation. The cruise ship was said to use a Long Range acoustic device which blasts a painful wave of sound to “distract the Pirates” meaning shatter their eardrums; coming to a protest near you! NATO and Blackwater are expected to take over in combating Al CIAdas pirates, as the US military is currently spread thin across the empire.