China, Britain, India, Iran, the United States, France and Germany are set to spend millions in a campaign off Somalia waters hunting Somali pirates who have made less then $30 million this year! Thankfully 80 million dollars given to Somalia to allow European countries to dump their waste has all but long since given back to the IMF! Instead of gearing up for a mass collective effort to whisk Somalia out of poverty, millions will be wasted dealing with its after effects!

100,000+ suffer excruciatingly painful drawn out deaths, in the self-fulfilling prophecy of the third world as aid(s) shipments are cut back in light of contrived fake economic recession. The US plans to intervene with patriot missiles to stomp out the Somalian faction of Al CIAda. Somalia officially becomes a new AL CIAda safe haven, and is set to be a target to countless attacks which will never be reported in American news!

Pirates were commissioned by the CIA to fire on a cruise ship which is likely to permit the war on terror well into the Somalian region, and provide job security to privatized armies like the Blackslaughter Corporation. The cruise ship was said to use a Long Range acoustic device which blasts a painful wave of sound to “distract the Pirates” meaning shatter their eardrums; coming to a protest near you! NATO and Blackwater are expected to take over in combating Al CIAdas pirates, as the US military is currently spread thin across the empire.

Pirates who seek money are morphed into islamo-fascist terrorists by American Zio-vision… As the group called Shabaab al Mujahideen which is said to espouse radical Islamic doctrines is also claimed to have close ties with Al CIAda. In a twist of events, another group of Somali Muslim militants vowed to rescue the super tanker (which is full of oil) with missile launchers and other anti-tank weaponry hoping to cause more contamination of their waterways once they puncture a hole in the colossal ship. Five Armored vehicles loaded with fighters have arrived near an area in which the pirates are holding the tanker hostage.