Apple CPU's lowers its ridiculous prices in order to sell its one month away from being outdated laptops, needing to get fake money to buy hard assets before the much anticipated great depression 2.0.

Wal-mart to elect new CEO, as the last one was blamed for lowered consumer spending and subsequent closing of Chinese factories.

Consumer spending had a record breaking decline in October at 2.8%, signaling the planned collapse of the fake economy, which is sure to safely teeter in the orange until shit is set to abruptly hit fan once appropriate mechanisms to deal with duped population are in place.