In all of there regressive glory the republocrats are at it again providing profitable one sided solutions to problems their buddies created and continue to profit from without much flack asides from a few inconsequential and pretentious bullshit articles no one reads by people paid to be socialists. Instead of simply forgiving the loans of foreclosed families, or canceling the usury (and not giving banker disease trillion of dollars to lend back to these families to buy new McHouses to stimulate the earth destroying fake economy some more), the government has decided to add insult to injury by "ALLOWING" people to remain in their homes and PAY RENT to these assholes for up to 5 years. THATS RIGHT WE ARE GENEROUS ENOUGH TO GIVE YOU A WHOLE 5 YEARS OF ACCUMULATING SWEET FUCK ALL FOR YOURSELF!!! NOT 1 BUT 5!!!!! Now if this doesn't sound fucked up, it should sound fucked up to know that this is being heralded as a step in the right direction by the bullshitters who have monopolized progressive politics and the media. They are framing this as a good thing!!! GEEE THANKS FOR LETTING ME STAY IN THIS HOME I USED TO AT LEAST PARTIALLY OWN AND PAY YOU MORE MONEY (BUT FOR NOTHING THIS TIME) WHILE YOU GET RICHER THAN FUCK AND I WORK UP THE CREDENTIALS TO BORROW MORE MONEY FROM YOU TO DO THIS ALL OVER AGAIN IN THE FUTURE SOMEDAY, AT WHICH POINT I WILL WILLINGLY BE FUCKED OVER BY YOU AGAIN!!!!  A financial analyst has said that the rent reciepts can also double as toilet paper for people to dry their eyes with when crying about how much of a complacent tool they are, and also for wiping their now fast food dependent encrusted asses.

NOTE TO SELF:

I SHOULD BE HAPPY I AM NOT IN CHINA, AND AM NOT STARVING TO DEATH, AND HAVE iPads, AND CONVENIENCE STORES AND A JOB TO KEEP ME BUSY ALL FKN DAY LONG!!! I SHOULD BE HAPPY AND CONTENT SO NOT TO WASTE THIS LUXURY ON CONCERNING MYSELF WITH OTHERS IN LESS FORTUNATE COUNTRIES WHO ALSO ASPIRE TO BE FREEDUMB LOVING PHILOSOPHICALLY BANKRUPT BANKER WHORES WHO WILL SETTLE ON FANCY SOUNDING BULLSHIT INSTEAD OF ANYTHING THAT REMOTLEY RESEMBLES JUSTICE LIKE MYSELF. LUCKILY THEIR SLAVERY ISNT DEPENDENT ON MY OWN APATHY!!! LUCKILY I HAVE ALEX JONES TO SELL ME DVDS IN MY OFF TIME OTHERWISE I WOULD HAVE TO REPRESS THE URGE TO DO SOMETHING MEANINGFUL (LIKE MAKE SIGNIFICANT DEMANDS) OTHER THAN ATTEMPTING TO SCARE MYSELF SHITLESS AND STIMULATE MY ADRENAL GLANDS WITH MOVIES LIKE "INVISIBLE EMPIRE" WHICH WILL WARM ME TO THE FACT!!!