In light of Obama’s win, the ‘Christian right’ grieves over no longer having someone of their IQ level representing them in the white house. They have decided to regroup, concluding that the reason why they lost is because… (Drumroll please…) They were not conservative enough!

Next time they insist they will try to be even more backward in their campaign emphasizing warmongering, societal regression, racial segregation and totalitarian exploitation of themselves by the rich. Fox news will aid in this galvanization of idiocy by headlining a story entitled ‘Obama policy an attack on church’ whilst showing a completely unrelated story pertaining to atheism on the right.

Meanwhile they ignore the more important criticisms of Obama that their Christian viewer base isn’t capable of comprehending as explained in Fadsmashers last week.

 


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