Obamania 01/30/2009
Fadsmashers would like to celebrate the first ever black person selected to encourage the masses to keep shopping and devouring our limited resources, by detailing the consumer culture surrounding the campaign. From comic books, to sex toys, to cell phones, the Obama campaign silently seeks to single handily reverse the ‘economic downturn’! Obama will soon take a spot alongside Captain America in one of the most popular propaganda mediums of the 20th century as used by Hitler and Mussolini, that is, comic books. This is not to say that Obama will become a ruthless iron fisted tyrant, as this is not required to pacify a society of uncritical slaves to vanity and things that are cool but not real. Rather, his iconic image will be exploited to the fullest extent possible by the special interests and corporate networks which sponsored his campaign, while he passes all sort of trivial liberal appeasing legislations, like moving torture centers to American soil, continuing the war against Al CIAda in Afghanistan and Pakistan, 'drawing down' troops and stimulating the economy by feeding the rich, so to appear as revolutionary as possible as his masters bleed you dry! Obama as superhero image from faux news webshite Many will likely buy overpriced and utterly useless commemorative Obama coins to prove their allegiance to both fake money and fake leaders! Wherever you went in 2008 one could not avoid exposure to the 1 billion dollar hope campaign. Obama bends a little in his stance on video games by publishing ads... in video games... Waste countless hours helping virtual Obama appear as if he is saving the world! As documented in the fadsmashers Christmas special this cleverly named item is at your disposal to open a variety of products which don't look as good as they do on the label! There is currently a contest underway to see who can come up with the best Obama/ Blackberry ad... In addition to mainstream medias excess coverage of Obamas blackberry usage and the whole issue of it being a security threat (which of course is a covert marketing campaign for blackberry). The media has been covering it as being a potential security risk, but think about that for a second, why would they publicize it if they felt it was a security risk? Completely Manufactured yet widely accepted hope delusion available on DVD and Blue-Ray now!Now you can relive the hope delusion over and over until it is completely meaningless! Kind of like how it is now! Beyond our sarcastic ridicule of Obama's or any administration for that matter we are still optimistic about the capacity for the Obama actor to be a role model to young black kids, showing them that they too can gradually work their way into the tight knit circle of friends who comprise the 'establishment' and have them spend enough money to get you elected in times of potential social upheaval, when the country is in its worst condition... ever. But not those black kids who were descendant of African American slaves! Nope! Ones from Kenyan fathers whose mom is a distant relative of the oligarchs will have to do! No matter what your self-deceiving needs demand it will be gladly supplied by the hard working slaves of countries whose investors will soon also own you!! Get Obama shoes through Chinese Wholesale! If you thought Obama’s over publicized Blackberry use, texting abilities, and cigarette smoking made him young rebellious and cool like you, you probably also didn’t get enough of the highly convincing Obama Girl! And last but not least, for all the Obama girls of the world, Obama isn’t just about stimulating economies, hes about stimulating you! With the new Obama phallice you are in control of how much corporate lapdogs screw you! This is not a joke! Order yours here! Obamas economic stimulus plan (i.e. using tax payers money on things it is supposed to be spent on) has been widely hailed as revolutionary and progressive by people who have no idea as to how the economy works! Yes Obama is going to print as much money as possible, as all your taxes from this year (and the next 20) are all ready tied up in maintaining the status quo, in order to 'jumpstart the economy'. Taxes are for funding illegal wars, creating oppressive technologies, and employing bankers maids, stimulus packages are for social services... Each American citizen will pay another 3000$ for things their taxes have long since entitled them too! Anyways, another day another person paid to be the focal point of your discontent or complete amazement, whatever your looking for. If you want to imagine Obama as an NWO tyrant, a ruthless wolf in sheep's clothing, a complete corporate sell-out who wont be levereged the power to do anything significant for your country, while concurrently entertain the delusion that your political system can yield anything different (i.e. Ron Paul) then have fun rationalizing this tragic contradiction which ever way you can, just call it a Ron Paul "revolution", and hope that all those latent corrupt forces will simply go to bed and allow him to take office virtuous, nationalist and unscathed! CommentsLeave a Reply | Politricks
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