ABC news attempts to frame Obama as a revolutionary as Gil Scott heron’s infamous wisdom “the revolution will not be televised” is completely misinterpreted by people put there to pretend to be progressives, equating the act of voting for a democrat as revolutionary activism! While anyone outside this two sided coin (made by the federal reserve) is a bloodthirsty domestic TERRORIST! WE ARE ALL GONNA DIE!

McCain said he is relieved that his job as ‘the one who was supposed to lose’ is over as implied in a recent appearance on the Jay Leno show. He insists that now its time for the entire country to move beyond partisanship and blindly support the new patsy chosen to look like he was chosen by the people.

Obama said to have won by a landslide victory (by ‘Indy media’ ‘show’ “Democracy Now“) defeating McCain by a margin of roughly 180 electoral votes, however when the actual votes cast were compared he only had 52% of popular vote. Showing the sheer lunacy of the electoral system... Which permitted Bush to win twice.

Age found to be more important than race in election as 47 % of whites vote for Obama, 95% of blacks vote for democrats. This result is released after election as if its something which wasn’t factored into the establishments pick of candidates, so to ensure the least likely person was chosen to represent the republican party, to safeguard Obama’s pseudo-legitimate victory in pretending to lead nation.

John McCain’s brother phones 911 to complain that he was stuck in traffic and tells operator "to fuck off"... is forced to officially leave campaign so not to tarnish John McCains up until now, stellar bid for white house, that clearly isn't being fueled by racial insecurity.

Joe the fake plumber considers a run for the useless US congress in 2010, hoping to win on a wave of unwarranted fraudulent superstardom. In addition Joe the fake plumber who was an obviously put up by the republican campaign from the get go was said to only now endorse McCain. McCain and supporters act graciously surprised.