Meanwhile none of the 23 senators and 153 house representatives who voted against war in Iraq are on Obama’s list for positions within his handlers administration. Robert Gates will be the first ever defense secretary to be held over by a president of a different party, and is seen as a showing of “bipartisan continuity” and not to fulfill a military agenda that has been in the works long before Rumsfeld was thrown out. A big thanks to Fox news for keeping our minds out of date with your transition tracker!

In light of Obama’s win, the ‘Christian right’ grieves over no longer having someone of their IQ level representing them in the white house. They have decided to regroup, concluding that the reason why they lost is because… (Drumroll please…) They were not conservative enough!

Next time they insist they will try to be even more backward in their campaign emphasizing warmongering, societal regression, racial segregation and totalitarian exploitation of themselves by the rich. Fox news will aid in this galvanization of idiocy by headlining a story entitled ‘Obama policy an attack on church’ whilst showing a completely unrelated story pertaining to atheism on the right.

Meanwhile they ignore the more important criticisms of Obama that their Christian viewer base isn’t capable of comprehending as explained in Fadsmashers last week.

In Obama’s victory speech, he begins by saying:
"If there is anyone out there who still doubts that America is a place where all things are possible; who still wonders if the dream of our founders is alive in our time; who still questions the power of our democracy, tonight is your answer.”

Basically this translates into: Fadsmashing slaves of earth, STFU and go back to work, the liberals are on our side now, the world loves the Obama solution, which has been contrived to look like it resolves the last 8 year problem we gave you… now we can finish pushing through our world government agenda with your full support. You no longer have to be critical of your government, go back to sleep. No need to revolt. Black people: you are now equal and cannot complain. EVERYTHING IS OK NOW, JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP AND UNCRITICALLY WORSHIP THE HARMLESS BLACK GUY.

Spellbound and willing Obamians

He also throws this in his spiel:
“A new spirit of service and sacrifice is expected”

Which certainly doesnt imply a more sophisticated form of blind patriotism.

McCain relieved that his job as the “old white dude no one in the upper IQ range wanted to vote for” is complete, permitting Obama to be the new president select as was planned all along and was predicted by this Fadsmashing Guru in February of 2008, in the facebook discussion group: THE TRUTH ABOUT 9/11...

Obama said to have won by a landslide victory (by ‘Indy media’ ‘show’ “Democracy Now“) defeating McCain by a margin of roughly 180 electoral votes, however when the actual votes cast were compared he only had 52% of popular vote. Showing the sheer lunacy of the electoral system... Which permitted Bush to win twice.

Two Montréal radio hosts prank call Sarah Palin claiming they were the president of France (N. Sarkozy) in that call she hinted that she will run for the presidency in 8 years. In addition Fox news is also warming people to this prospect, because in 4 years what most people thought wasn’t a suitable fake VP, will magically be groomed by shadow government and media spindoctors into a viable presidential candidate and the majority will be said to be buying into this.

Age found to be more important than race in election as 47 % of whites vote for Obama, 95% of blacks vote for democrats. This result is released after election as if its something which wasn’t factored into the establishments pick of candidates, so to ensure the least likely person was chosen to represent the republican party, to safeguard Obama’s pseudo-legitimate victory in pretending to lead nation.

Scientists conduct study showing that smarter people more likely to vote (done in Scotland university). This finding is deemed impossible, on that premise that 135 million Americans voted in this years election… A more precise trend has been noted among left and right wing voter intelligence in previous elections, namely right wing voters constitute the lower end of the IQ median. People who do not endorse phoney left/ right paradigm said by establishment sponsored media to be well below level of retardation.

Joe the fake plumber considers a run for the useless US congress in 2010, hoping to win on a wave of unwarranted fraudulent superstardom. In addition Joe the fake plumber who was an obviously put up by the republican campaign from the get go was said to only now endorse McCain. McCain and supporters act graciously surprised.