Article by BBC world news

A new article details how rabbis circulated religious propoganda to IDF soldiers with the usual 'we were that they were Gods chosen people, who were chosen to defend the land, and that their mission was to rid the area of gentiles' speil. Perhaps this narrative of religious brainwashing sounds familiar....  Holy war anyone?

Israel defense minister has told BBC reporters that he believes Israel to be the most moral army in the world... moral in the sense of not just killing everyone with their US made atomic bombs and taking the land right away! Rather a humanitarian slowkill, a demoralizing, degrading plight which will force the oppressed population to give them reasons to be less moral in their imperialism... In an attempt to avoid channeling a small portion of their annual US aid to Gaza to rebuild, Israel wont pass up an oppurtunity to blame Arab countries for the mess they themselves created!

Middle eastern countries have yet to pay for western destruction

By Alpha Beta and Nathan Human
MARCH 14th, 2009

http://in.reuters.com/article/topNews/idINIndia-38507620090314?sp=true

*Osama addressing a global audience"

"Gentile-men, distinguished dignitaries, members of the Zionist press and that other news agency in the middle east... the purpose of today’s talk is to provide full disclosure of the Al Qaeda corporation.

As president and CEO of Al-Qaeda Saudi Arabia, I rebel (excuse the pun) against the misuse of the Al-Qaeda® name. Al-Qaeda is after all a registered trademark the Global Elitist Enterprises Co. A term coined by people you will never see, who created, funded, and encouraged what is now referred to as Al Qaeda. Asides from the fact that we are just an overblown hyperbolic excuse for the powers that be to wreak unchecked destructive havoc on helpless populations for the sake of profits in numerous domains of their fake economies, we nonetheless pride ourselves in this capacity.

The success of our brand of shadowy terror over the past few years, its conquest, elusiveness and glamour, have of course attracted many imitations and counterfeits.

That, you might say, is the price of being one of the most successful western nemeses of all time… But almost anywhere in the world today where you hear about instances of so called ‘Al Qaeda suicide bombers’ resorting to isolated and desperate attempts at inflicting a blow to their enemy, are but mere fabrications, that don’t even approach Al Qaeda standards in their calibre nor effect. These attacks are pathetically irrelevant, but nonetheless the market driven media never fail to attribute them to us, increasing our popularity perhaps, but not doing justice to the sophisticated organization that ‘operation cyclone’ reared us to be. You see we are like the Georgio Armani of  the terrorism world, our brand of fuck you terrorism is rare, and only to be worn and believed by the most hegemonic of minds. The corrupt Governments of the ‘free’ world (our affiliates), need to lump anyone who rebels against them under one neat little heading so to be compatible with the dwindling attention spans of their brainwashed populations. All those Muslim names, and various divisions, mores, and jargon is to overwhelming to their two brain cells. So lets just call anything that is opposition to you Al Qaeda.

Groomed by years of sensationalist Hollywood caricatures of the ‘good guys’ and ‘bad guys’, our image must conform to these false narratives, so to be easily processed by those we pretend to hate.

VIRGINS DEBUNKED

This is not to say that there isn’t a worldwide effort to suppress the Muslim faith so to round out the secularist New World Order in which Muslims and other religious groups are resisting (many for the wrong reasons) clearly this and many other forms of suppression are occurring. Our mandate however cannot have such a localized purpose; our motives must be shallow, sinister and entirely meaningless as that is the stereotype we are working hard to reinforce about muslims so equally deluded christians can have a purpose in life. Manufactured enemies like myself allow manufactured western leaders to justify large military budgets and impliment domestic security laws to further strengthen the discretionary power they exercise over their consumers (citizens), for the sake of preserving their freedumb. They are typically able to do this with little to no resistance, with the exception of the odd “9/11 was an inside job” subculture who is currently undergoing exploitation by something called “the Ron Paul Revolution” which many have been convinced (*chuckles) is a solution.

LOL, OKEE!!!!

So due to the potential for misinformation that threatens the quality of our name and reputation as a band of ruthless virgin embracing killers with no motive other then inflicting widespread suffering for our own sadistic titillation, I would like to clarify here for the public, the main criteria that distinguish Al Qaeda from its pale imitators:

Al QAEDA INCORPORATED
1. Al-Qaeda is not McDonald's, Starbucks, or Kentucky Fried Chicken. That is, Al-Qaeda is not a franchise. Al-Qaeda is largely a centralized establishment. All brands like Al Qaeda Mesopotamia, Al-Qaeda Maghreb, Al –Qaeda Somalia, or Al-Qaeda Knock-le-Zoute and others, are falsely classified and do not function under the auspices of al-Qaeda Saudi Arabia, its board or its shareholders. Those who play the role of our ‘enemies’ frequently label these groups ‘Al Qaeda’ to evoke the anxiety associated with that term in the American mind, whenever their shadowy overlords are in need of an excuse to justify a resource or land grab. For example: just because Al Qaeda came from Sunni extremism, doesn’t mean that all Sunnis are Al Qaeda… The USA has violated international copyright agreements in attributing these elementary acts of defiance to the Al Qaeda name, and our union has refused going back to work, until they accuse of something that we believe sufficiently vilifies us. You see, our American viewer cannot be bothered with information pertaining to the nuances of the various sects, divisions, and subcultures within the Muslim world (or anything about Muslim society. Period) they are given our name to encompass all they should despise and fear in this world. This is fine, but we just ask that the acts of violence of which we are accused, retain the same standards as set by the Israeli Mossad on 9/11.

AND NOW FOR A BRIEF COMMERCIAL INTERRUPTION FROM OUR SPONSORS:

THANK YOU

INDEPENDENCE
2. Al-Qaeda, which has never integrated with any government, has always been and will always remain an independent operator and will never serve any particular State, unless the oppressive global capitalist system requires it; as they so often do. This should provide some insights into Al Qaeda Iraq, Al Qaeda Pakistan, and Al Qaeda Afghanistan for anyone paying attention. In fact the name Al Qaeda was created by Global Elites inc.'s intelligence agencies and has never been a term I have used to exemplify my cause. The impostors within these countries whether they be Blackwater mercenaries or Israeli Mossad agents dressed as Arabs, have no affiliation with your favorite adversary. Any legitimate resistance is likely trying to achieve local small scale goals and not fulfill the mandate of the Global Jihad (another concept used to unify the world against what would appear to be a unified global resistance to ‘the west’). We are not an ubiquitous omnipresent entity that can manifest wherever it pleases, that is a function reserved by our mother corporation.

SCALE OF ATTACKS
3. Our name can not be associated with the amateurism and clumsiness that characterized the attacks in London and Glasgow. We only care to associate ourselves with crimes for which there is no incriminating evidence against us; like 9/11. With the exception of the confession of some brown dudes who were beaten and tortured for 5 years in a secret prison from which they gave their ‘confession’ in a kangaroo court that wasn’t publicized, there is no direct evidence linking Al Qaeda much less Osama Bin Laden to the attacks, but it was much better then the “mujahedeen” or something to that extent. Clearly there are too many letters and syllables in that word; it doesn’t have the same ring to it. Al Qaeda sounds violent, swift and crazy religious and likely still doesn’t approach explaining the method to our madness! But know that these pesky bombers are frauds and as a consequence will only be receiving half of the allotted virgins in the afterlife, and Allah will ensure they are all very ugly.

AMATEURS

MISREPRESENTATION
4. Al-Qaeda is no longer limited to small scale neighbourhood odd jobs, as happened recently in Morocco. Rather, Al-Qaeda’s CIA mandate is to strike only sensitive and symbolic targets, so to arouse blind uncritical patriotism in the affected population, which is then to be used as an excuse to kill the brown people I pretend to represent. This is essential for the creation of an omnibus -one world government- that is run in the interest of corporations, bankers and Zionuts abroad; clearly you can sympathize? How long am I supposed to suppress my interest for things like shopping, sex and TV? What do you think I do in this cave all day? Read the Koran? Bump that shit, playstation 3 and the latest season of Sex in the City on blue-ray bitch.

MEDIA COVERAGE
5. Al-Qaeda does not move without appropriate media coverage and would never strike where cameras could not witness and record these acts for the world to see. Our victims can be assured that they will all be on TV, as our crimes our needed to breed a degree of fear and hysteria so to ensure that we get future contracts with our employers. If you don’t hear about an attack its likely it was committed by real terrorists. It should come as no surprise to you that both supposed streams of media in your society (both liberal and conservative) dignify Al Qaeda as a tangible enemy, only arguing about the extent of intervention required to eliminate any threats. This is largely due to the fact that the mainstream media is controlled by the friends of those who work in the arms industry.

Any news report regarding Al Qaeda will be brief and Vague, you know it’s us if there were no specifics provided whatsoever.

TIMING
6. Similar to the last point, its important when deliberating the authenticity of an Al Qaeda allegation that one considers timing. One would be wise to note the pattern and circumstances surrounding the release of some of my many “look at how scary I am videos”. Whenever the authenticity of Al Qaeda becomes an issue, it’s necessary that I have one of my choreographers put out a scary tape, layed over an outdate image of me with a gun of course. I will always do this, after or during any Israeli-Palestine debacle, or whenever our affiliates need an excuse to crack the whip in their own countries. You can count on me to manifest wherever there is crisis; wherever the age old war between east and west should be waged I will be there vying for your attention.

IMAGE
7) Any image of Al Qaeda is incomplete without being decorated with an AK-47 in the background, so to immediately evoke schemata of fear and violence, so the people we represent (i.e. Muslim world) can continue to hoard the stereotype, of crazed senseless killers. Because our purpose is to merely provide reason for western countries to invade eastern ones coming across as civilized in my many youtube appearances (i.e. abandoning gun in background) wouldn’t have the same stereotype affirming effect.

GRATUITOUS GUN SHOTZ

RECRUITMENT STANDARDS
8. Al-Qaeda, since its inception, has been forced to broadened our target market. To the poor and disparaged peoples of the world we will appeal to you by exploiting the religion you have been programmed to dictate your life with, we will create incentives such as virgins and promises of martyrdom to satiate your substandard needs. To the privileged we will give logical explanations of how Al Qaeda is a legitimate political resistance that nobly defends the Arab world, and not just an entity which sets the premise for western nations to infiltrate Muslim societis. Your acts as an Al Qaeda member will bring you the immediate sense of accomplishment you require to feel as though you have made an impact, while the consequence of these acts will be used solely to empower those pretending to be our enemies, but hey its cash and hoes baby!!

PROVE TO ME YOU ARE NOT A WESTERN COWARD!!

SEX AND GENDER
9. As was done in ancient times, choosing today's Al-Qaeda female members, involves only prepubescent girls and postmenopausal women. The impurity of those in between defile any sacrifice. An operation involving a woman aged 9 to 59 years cannot therefore be the work of Al-Qaeda. Of course even the man himself has had to make a few exceptions...

OK I must confess here at Al Qaeda we got a mad fetish for the objectified impure women you have in your society. Here we buy them, cloth them, and feed them and they are equal to us in saving the honor of our company, therefore we don't practice segregation in their rights to be among the martyrs, in this day in age any patsy will do. The clothes disguise their gender but do not suppress their stylish look that we gawk at endlessly. Those who walk into a gathering of military recruits without anyone taking notice therefore, cannot be the groupies of Al Qaeda.

OUR MOTIVE
10. Al-Qaeda does not resort to kidnapping. The hostage strategy that is being employed today in Iraq and elsewhere are of political calculation and logic of negotiation, that Al-Qaeda refuses categorically. Indeed, contrary to popular belief Al-Qaeda is not a terrorist organization but a collection agency. We do not want to harm you or terrorize you to extract concessions or anything. In fact, our agents are vengeful angels. Just like Nemesis, the goddess of retribution, they are only there to remind you of the coldness of the universe, and punish your fears for your cheap MP3 players and broadband access to high speed internet. Many thanks to Obama for reinstating me as global villain #1.

ROUND TWO?

PAPARAZZI RUN INS

BUSTED!!!

"We cannot help it, it came naturally"

CLOSING REMARKS
So the next time you hear of an attack in which the performers claim to be members of Al-Qaeda, be sure to put it to this test to confirm its authenticity.

The challenge for you is huge. You need to know that physical and psychological suffering that you may endure as a result of counterfeit acts cannot be counted on to bring you the unifying common enemy required to wage wars for profit you need to maintain ecologically unsustainable ways of living.

So a little advice: do not rely on imitators and frauds. In all cases ask yourself "does this make absolutely no sense whatsoever?" If the answer is yes then you can conclude it is us. So don’t forget when they raise the military budget in response to a terrorist attack always ask for the label Al-Qaeda ®.

Thank you

*Audience erupts, Osama is handed an award

Its with great arrogance that I accept this award, I must first commend the shadowy elite who rule us all with an iron fist for writing such a intelligent screenplay, I would like to thank all my fans, supporters, enemies and their braindead followers, for it is you that embolden me to take the rap for atrocities even in times of economic crisis when all the CIA can offer me in compensation is 2 Mexican virgins and a used first generation Iphone with a scratched up fkn screen. Fuck. Death to America and have a good night.


Osama bin Laden,

President and CEO,

SA Al-Qaeda

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The US has pledged 900 million to fix the mess Israel created using weapons and resources which can likely be traced to the billions upon billions of dollars that have been given to Israel by the USA... The total damage is estimated at about 2 billion, so hopefully Israel can alot 10% of its US aid toward this end, to meet the needs of the countries confined natives. Surely they will find incentives in contracting the work out to their companies. The money will be distributed via the UN, to ensure that the evil hamas militants who are demanding what the Palestinians people are entitled to, are not strengthened with the aid.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/29352401/

*If you have difficulty comprehending the multi-layered sarcasm of the following text, and should decide to take offense, you are free to send your concerns to welikelydontgiveafuck@weownyou.com or leave a brazen trolling comment below...

Psychotic Yahoo elected to run Zion
As expected (and thus partly willed into being... damn it!) Benjamin Netanyahoo will succeed Shimon Peres in acting as a focal point for global disgust and appeasing the conditioned insecurities of a nation of people who are apparently trying desperately to gain global notoriety by electing someone who has vowed even more grotesque abuse of US military support to achieve the geopolitical ends of those who exploit the theological myths that govern their existence... Are you people fkn for real?

The leader was expected to form a coalition with an even more right wing Israeli party led by Avigdor Lieberman (who is unsurprisingly being investigated for money laundering), who aspired to pass a law that would force all Arabs living in Israel to pledge allegiance to the country, one which would sooner see them dead then pledge allegiance. Progressive Israel has graciously provided them with this dignity depriving, slow-death, bask in the suffering of all those around you option. How kind... Thankfully, or so it seems, yahoo will form a coalition with the more centrist party, who's location on the political spectrum  is  completely irrelevant in the grand 'scheme' of things. Once the 2 main parties form a coalition the countries party diversity will better resemble the real power structure behind the facade.

The Israel vs Iran show
In a related story Israel continues to cry wolf over its supposed arch-rivals nuclear power program, officially deemed "nuclear weapons program" ironically labeled as such by one of the only known countries to have made nuclear weapons in secret without any inspections or interference from the UN (i.e. Israel).

"Defiant Iran" has functioned entirely in accordance with the guidelines of the International Atomic Energy Agency, but if you believe this you probably are  a holocaust denier who should be jailed or gased, maybe even used as a guinea pig for weapons testing, but for the sake of saving money... simply shot. And If you believe this axis newspeak you may also have succumb to the belief in the fact that Iran has complied with UN policy at every turn, that inspections into their facilities are the most numerous and thorough of any ever conducted, and that the profound majority of US intelligence agencies have no evidence to support the theory that Iran is seeking nuclear weapons.  Yes indeed, if you believe this you will fit right in with that crowd of the depraved anti-socialites who dared question the specifics of the holocaust. Couched right between alien conspiracists and the Jeff Rense program these fringe dissidents are a threat to the truth... because truth should fear invstigation... Why? Because the Persian monsters as depicted in the Ziowood hit movie "300", have an insatiable lust for bloodshed and global domination and to say they should be entitled to nuclear power is to wish death to Israel...


The Motive for Nukes
Seeking nuclear weapons necessarily entails a sinister motive, like anyone who seeks out a tool to defend themselves from psychotic bullies. Why would a country want a nuclear weapon in an era in which convention is dictated by who has nuclear weapons? If that isn't evidence of the inherent insanity and deathwish of the Persian people I dont know what is. Surely the Iranian civilization has persisted for millennia only so they could make ONE nuclear weapon (that is used an an excuse for the US to pay for a missile defense shield to protect Europe from Russia and China), fire it at a country they are likely in kahoots with on multiple levels, and suffer the complete annihilation that would follow after the US attacked from its dozens of bases that encircle the country. Its either that or that nuclear weapons are being pursued (theoretically speaking) to be used for defensive purposes, but my mainstream mediated mind leans towards the first hypothesis involving the evil Iranian supreme leader with his finger on the doomsday button awaiting his 70 virgins while posing for scary photoshoots with AK 47's... an explanation far more adherent with the stereotypes I was raised on.

A country who hasn't attacked any other countries in recent history (Iran), is clearly a greater threat to ones who have yet to leave any stone unturned in their quest for global domination, has military bases in 140+ countries, and is in possession of enough nuclear weapons to destroy the planet their corporations own many times over...

The Global Boycott of the Ziosphere
A new article was released via the electronic intifada highlighting the successes of recent global efforts to boycott Israeli products and services. The plan was popularized in part by Naomi Klein who is a highly acclaimed left-wing Canadian counter-culture white collar warrior. Controlled opposition put their to sell books and CHE t-shirts or a legitimate rock and roll activist genuinely seeking to change the system from within the system? Likely a little bit of both I reckon, regardless the idea has caught wind (because  Israel  wanted it to), and apparently has some Israeli businesses worried (which is the goal when you are trying to change a governments practice? Huh?)

Problems
However the plan has encountered some barriers. Namely in terms of scope, because boycotting Israeli/ Israeli supporting products and services is like trying to stand outside in the rain and not get wet. The highly exclusive cultures oligopolies within many sectors of the fake free market is so far reaching that people may find it hard to pass up their Koran cell phone servicemuch less a coca-cola, or that daily fat ass big mac from McShitties that will prompt dependency on Israeli pharmaceuticals that were tested on private US prison populations.

Of course Israel patriots haven't passed up the opportunity to gloat about this free market domination:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=saeky9I5T9c

They made sure to omit the fact that they and their supporters pretty much  entirely control the American media (which is completely biased in their favor... duh!), that politics are merely a show to entertain the masses while catering to the special interest groups like AIPAC who control the politicians, and that the science has been stunted by the greed that fuels the Israeli dominated patchwork of obsolete free market products they shove down peoples throats relentlessly with Ads that clearly know no fking end. The guy in the video credits Israel for its insights into environmentally progressive technologies, hoping that people disregard the fact that they are an illegitimate state that has exceeded even post imperialist treaties shamelessly, predominantly white Ashkenazim immigrants who were granted the geo-strategic land by Britain to keep the surrounding oil producing dark skinned dictatorships compliant. British petroleum, and Shell need to eat too!  If it wasn't the British, Germany was making similar proposals which would have eventually panned out... imagine that... Maybe they will take credit for their role in the banking crisis and the fake economies contrived collapse. What about all those red line countries who are now stuck with insurmountable debts from the IMF? Nope! Just thank your lucky stars you have Microsoft, Facebook, and every all encompassing technology that seeks to bleed you of your information for the purpose of target marketing, and calling your ass out when the time comes to write something more real then this! In the end madoff gets the royal treatment for bleeding people out of 50 billion while young Jamal from Harlem is locked up for stealing a pair of Israeli sneakers made in China (after he is beaten and tazed for being poor and black). Just another day in whats now referred to by many misinformed twits as socialist America...

In all seriousness though, Israel is a classic rogue state, who is empowered by our cowardice and political correctness ado with the whole holocaust complex thing. To discuss such issues is not to be anti-Semitic, and more appropriately it is not anti-ashkenazi, nor anti-jew, and most certainly doesn't support Israeli media created propaganda lines like "Israel should be wiped off the map"... Fadsmashers is 'anti- activity' and not 'anti-brainwashed group of people who think they are the gift of the universe'. Since when did being anti-something imply that you hated everything associated with that thing anyway (semantically speaking)? By now it should be induced by the fox news crowd that I am a terrorist who works for Al CIAda, I am typing this in my space cave dodging freedumb bearing bombs from humane robotic airplanes, between dreaming about my 70 virgins, and hating on the way you strut with this months model of the Iphone....

Solutions...
Do I think that more regulation or the removal of this group is a 'solution' to the problems of the world? Far from it. These necessarily corrupt niches of power within this faulty social model are easily filled with the next string of corrupt self-serving drags on evolution whose only allegiance (similiar to political zionists) is to themselves. The only solution is awareness, holding people (regardless of faith or religion, or history) equally accountable for the collateral damage incurred throughout  the uninhibited exercising of their freewill. There should not be a double standard that applies to those who have and haven't suffered atrocities in the past, when focused on violations of the present. If this were the case, African Americans would be deserving of 10 Israels, and 10 planets to control, rape and ultimately destroy, with the full support of money the flocks of American children will pay back in servitude in years to come.

All things aside its not so much that we should be protesting the prosperity of exclusive and collectively narcissistic societies, but we should always keep within our protest that which is central to achieving the end of fairness and equality; Israel retreating from occupied areas and a return (at least) of these lands to their rightful Palestinian owners. People who claim this to be an impossibility (particularly Israeli so called liberals) are not progressive; its like having a smoke and each time your done one pledging to quit... As practically (yet limited) in its effectiveness as a boycott may be, it may have the adverse impact of diverting attention away from the primary issue (as important as aid is it does not address the root of the problem). So long as the media is dominated by political Zionist endorsing yes-men, they will always throw us bones like this to pick at to keep us fattened with lies as they plan their next move. This is not to disrespect the will to action and concern behind the boycott, but the bottom line is that as long as we locate protest around the green of the tree, the root will burrow on...

View full article here

What does the assumption that a boycott will work imply

It implies that the governments activity can be swayed by free enterprise., which in theory isn't supposed to be how a 'free market' operates, no need to go into the details of this web of lies, it should be quite evident to those living in the US right now, who has chosen to stand by while the people said to be their leaders reward incompetent greedy assholes that created the problem. But think about it... One would HAVE to assume that if a decline in Israeli stocks could influence their states imperialist agendas (a gross acceptance of the military industrial complex to boot) that we had conceded in trying to change the minds of the Israelis, implying that they all support what there government is doing (recent polls show 90% do but still the Nazis subjects thought they were right too...). So the flaw in the boycotting approach is the notion that we can help these people grow a sense of virtue and greater understanding buy catering to, (and feeding) there vices. What sort of moral development would occur by bribing people into not killing other people using threats against their profit margins. The implicit confession inherent in the boycotting approach is that free market societies governments are heavily impacted if not run by special interests. Meaning that corruption and inequality has become so acceptable in society that its assumed to be natural; that stopping capital flow into a countries private sector should lead to a change in government, liberals are promoting an idea that diverts from essential humanitarian truths which should be held as self-evident, that everyone has a right to a life of freedom, free of oppression and injustice and that this should be sought after directly, not this labyrinthine maze of red tape, and free market fuck around attempts to discipline an authoratian. We want justice and not purchasing power, maybe we want the UN to do something, and the US to explain once and for all why it offers unwavering support to Israel (i.e. tell us something we already know!).

The Boycott is a step in the right direction, but right when you focus on activities devoted towards the cessation of a crime, that which spawned the injustice starts to get overlooked. If anything the boycott should not only demand an end to the violence and human rights violations (a term originated to detail the tribulations of Jewish people) but a dismantling of the wall, an emigration from illegal settlements (I emphasize illegal because technically most were born from imperialism) and Palestinians permitted sovereignty (another oxymoron), which of course requires a state, this is the only solution that would breed lasting peace. Fundamentally it entails the aggressor gaining a sense of humility and making concessions as an advanced civilized society should...


http://electronicintifada.net/

"Purchasing power"
A very weak attempt at trying to knit activism with the practice of spending, perhaps evidence of the shit we are in, when we have been lowballed into protesting with fake dollar bills...