A fadstomp by "Alpha Beta", January 13th, 2009

Here are some rules that everyone must keep in mind when they watch the news or when they read the newspaper:

Rule number 1:
In the Middle East, it is always the Arabs who attack first, and it is always Israel which defends itself. That's' called reprisals.

Rule number 2:
Arabs, Palestinians or Lebanese, do not have the right to kill civilians of the other camp. That's called terrorism.

Rule number 3:
Israel has the right to kill the Arab civilians. That 's called self-defense.

Rule number 4:
When Israel kills too many civilians, the West understands: " It is difficult to avoid civilians in populated areas" . That is called the reaction of the international community.

Rule number 5:
Palestinians and Lebanese do not have the right to capture Israeli soldiers, even if their number is very limited and does not exceed three soldiers.

Rule number 6:
The Israelis have the right to arrest as many Palestinians as they wish (approximately 10.000 prisoners , including nearly 300 children). There is no limit and they don't need to bring any proof concerning the culpability of the arrested people. It is just enough to pronounce the magic word " terrorist".

Rule number 7:
When you say " Hezbollah" , there is a need to add the expression " supported by Syria and Iran".

Rule number 8:
When you say " Israël" , one should not necessarily add afterwards: " supported by the United States and Europe".

Rule number 9:
Never speak about " Occupied Territories" , or the UN resolutions , the violations of the international law, Geneva convention. That is likely to disturb people watching the "news" in the West.

Rule number 10:
The Israelis speak "better" English than the Arabs , that is why we only see their analysts and politicians in the media thus, they can explain to us the previous rules (from 1 to 9). That s' called neutrality in journalism.
Snapshot taken from Fox (shit) news website January 13th 2008

Foreign Minister of Israel Tzipi Livni claimed that the latest terrorist attack somehow gave credence to her countries own apartheid in the concentration camp called gaza... “Our world is under attack, and it doesn’t matter if it’s in India or somewhere else. Only when things like this happen do we understand that we are partners in the same battle.” Yeah like who is going to believe that, except the 99% of people who are being brainwashed by the “Church of Ziontologies” so called ‘mass’ media that seek to display the latest terrorist attack as one on western civilization and Judaism. More on this later.